"Just imagine that the difference between you and an intolerant person is how you don't bother with getting angry about it."

Would you rather overhear your boss / superior saying, “he / she can do everything; we should give him / her more” or “he / she can’t do anything; we should take more off his / her plate.” Note: no immediate income change will happen within the next 10 months.

"Sometimes I leave the empty bag there so that they think there's some left instead of immediately knowing that there isn't."

"Why is it that when AI tells you whatever you want it's 'perfect,' yet when I do the same thing it's 'lying?'"

"When will these people realize that I watch too much Top Gear?"